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June 15 2017

Local Girl Discovers That Wasting Money Won't Save Her From Midnight Depression

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phaggod:

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

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unclefather:

trigger warning: old white politicians 

literaryvariation:

werethatgeneration:

We’re the generation of women who will teach their sons to act respectfully instead of teaching our daughters to beware

This is everything I stand for.

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trashcanbees:

rigberts:

trinklied:

punkfaery:

friendlyneighborhoodpixie:

miggylol:

I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.

“The worst thing?”

You FOOL.

It can ALWAYS be worse.

you are like a little baby. watch this.

#please keep adding terrible jeans to this post  

ok

@deanbeltingbohemianrhapsody

This is fucking jarmageddon

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elodieunderglass:

naamahdarling:

elodieunderglass:

thelastpilot:

Sick ass adventure wizard investigates native crustacean with his supportive but easily spooked familiar 

On this aesthetic I will build my church and all the powers of hell will not conquer it

Coyote Peterson met a young ocelot in the jungle. This ocelittle frequents tourist trails in a wildlife park, and so it’s accustomed to people and doesn’t see them as a threat.

It fiercely “attacked” him.

It stole his socks.

It picked a fight with a crab.

You should watch all of these. But especially the crab one.

You’re welcome.

He is so clearly enchanted with her even when she’s chewing on his head. It’s wonderful.

What a fantastic world we live in!!!

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humanityisdying:

Public education

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bugcthulhu:

mousathe14:

questions-within-questions:

He had the shitiest reason too. He said that given he faced off against a female villain in Dark Shadows, doing that in Dead Men would be redundant to his career.

Garbage. Absolute garbage.

yeah can’t have repetitiveness in a franchise where four movies out of five are against undead pirates

Johnny Depp, a man who has starred in five movies about pirates fighting Magic Pirates: Having a female villain in TWO movies that I appeared in would be repetetive

Because you know Johnny Depp, a man whose been playing the exact same character in films that are all directed by Tim Burton since the 90′s is ALL ABOUT being original, daring and innovative

goghwiki:

tbh brown eyes r so underrated

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andantegrazioso:

Don’t forget to look up | taylorsterling

I'm gonna finally reveal my fetish

hereforthefandoms:

nicejewishguy:

jiqqler:

rqindrops:

jiqqler:

nicejewishguy:

It’s love

Mike you’re into piss and we all know it

mike: cancer, pisces, aquarius, scorpio, gemini, sagittarius 

jiqqler: aries, leo, taurus, capricorn, virgo, libra

he’s a scorpio and I’m a capricorn so I fully sign off on this judgement

I THOUGHT YOU ASKED FOR MY BIRTHDAY SO YOU COULD GET ME A GIFT GOD DAMN IT

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proteusolm:

multicellular-organism:

proteusolm:

every time. every time I say I can’t stand tomatoes someone emerges from the mist to offer me an heirloom cherry tomato from their garden. “It’s good. It’s sweet. You’ll like it,” they wail and wail. my attempts to deflect them with no thank yous and jokes about them being close relatives of deadly nightshade to no avail. they continue to attempt o force the round orbs upon me. I give in to their plea and take a bite. “It’s ok I guess,” I whimper as my eyes water and I struggle not to gag on the sour, mushy, hell fruit.

Try a heirloom cherry tomato from my garden. It’s good and sweet and you’ll like it

no no no no no

jaxxgarcia:

can we let old people know they can lower the brightness on their phone cause lady sitting next to me on this bus is trying to signal ships in the night with her damn phone that’s so damn bright it look like the Avatar has just been found in an iceberg after 100 years looking like Loki about to roll up on this bus cause he found the damn Tesseract like this phone is straight up about to fucking kameyameya my ass this shit is so god damn bright for no reason it’s a dark bus and this lady looks like she’s Link in a dark dungeon that just opened a treasure chest type shit like i’m going blind folks

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exoticmelanin:

Message this blog to make legit money, us only x

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